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Saturday, December 31, 2011

The greatest Chicken in the world... goes to war

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2011


Jacques Poulet - International Chicken of mystery

Jacques Poulet - International Chicken of mystery



A few years ago a friend of mine who had gotten back from Afghanistan told me about a special little chicken that his daughter had sent over with him when he went on tour so he could send her photos and she would know he would be safe.  His daughter named the chicken "Jacques Poulet" and he quickly became very popular so the guys decided to have some fun with it.  All the captions you will see with each photo were sent along with it, enjoy.

Jacques is a auto enthuisist! after Jacques made his first Million selling some poor Polish invester "Golden Eggs", he then went out and bought a new ride! as Jacques put it "Dis Ryde ist so sexy, da ladys' no ow ist da man"





Aw dis place is mine all mine, one day they wilt know who Jacques was, He was da richest Bird in day world

Jacques now has a new Afghan translator. Abdul Mohammed Wha Zoe. He is fluent in 9 languages. Jacques primary role in this part of the world is 1) The war on terrorism and 2) educating people of the value of eating pork. Or as Jacques would say "Puts la Polk on le folk"
Dis es mi ami, he est sexy to no?


This is a photo taken before Jacques was brought in for questioning on an apparent Steroid Scandel, he made a statment though his lawyer. "These Steroid Accus' are absured, I am grain fed, no preservatives here". at the time of the photo at hearing the accusation, he head butted a whooped that windows ass, The bird has rage, and lots of it... You be the judge...
Jacques, Likes da Blings Bling, NO!
OUI!!!!
Hey What you looki at? I don't inhale..



I am looking for mi frend, have you seen heem? No

Aw der yo are, Mi frend, Ah yes we birdz does have lips! No?
This is a beautiful day when a little girl can smile even when she's in pain. Her name is Mosapha. She is 7. You can't see it but her legs are badaged, and Jacques loves being around her. (The children at the hospital loved Jacques)

Jacques later purchased a larger fleet of army vehicles, when question he said. "Yoo can never bee enuff safe, No?, I likes da one in da tan..."



And they lived happily ever after? 

Douchebag of the year award

Gallery: Pepper-Spray Cop Squirts Internet in the Eye

The Creation of Adam

The notorious image of Lt. John Pike, aka Pepper Spray Cop, is incorporated into The Creation of Adamby Michelangelo.

Stormtroopers

Pepper Spray Cop assists some Stormtroopers in capturing nonviolent protesters.

Nighthawks

Pepper Spray Cop is incorporated into Nighthawks by Edward Hopper.

A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte


BadKitty

Call PETA! Pepper Spray Cop abuses teh kittehs.

Guernica

Pepper Spray Cop is incorporated into Guernica by Pablo Picasso.

spiderman

Pepper Spray Cop blasts Spider-Man.

Iwo Jima


John and Yoko

Pepper Spray Cop visits John Lennon and Yoko Ono's "Bed-In."

Keyboard Cat

Pepper Spray Cop douses Keyboard Cat.

Liberty Leading the People

Pepper Spray Cop is incorporated into Liberty Leading the People by Eugène Delacroix.

Sesame Street

Pepper Spray Cop visits Sesame Street.

Lord Of the Rings

Pepper Spray Cop is pasted into a scene from The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

My Little Pony

Pepper Spray Cop is added to an old-school My Little Pony image.

Declaration of Independence

Pepper Spray Cop is incorporated into Declaration of Independence by John Trumbull.

Sound Of Music

Pepper Spray Cop makes his mark on the Look At All the Fucks I Give meme.

The Last Supper

Pepper Spray Cop brings his special sauce to The Last Supper by Leonardo da Vinci.

The Scream

You'd scream, too. Pepper Spray Cop makes a perfect addition to The Scream by Edvard Munch.

Yoda

Pepper Spray Cop faces off against Yoda.

Thanksgiving

Pepper Spray Cop crashes Thanksgiving.

Clever Photoshop artists have turned the image of a police officer pepper-spraying Occupy Wall Street protesters into a fast-spreading internet meme.
Soon after Lt. John Pike was videotaped and photographed pepper-spraying protesters Friday on the University of California at Davis campus, the video of the confrontation went viral and a photo of the incident went up on reddit.
That photo, by Louise Macabitas, sparked a slew of Photoshop spoofs showing Lt. Pike pepper-spraying everyone from Keyboard Cat to God. The artworks incorporate the officer into historical works of art likePablo Picasso’s Guernica and already-established internet memes like “Look at All the Fucks I Give.” And not too long after the images began circulating, Tumblrs to collect them were born.
“The imagery of the pepper-spraying cop somehow managed to top the chilling photo of pepper-sprayed 84-year-old Dorli Rainey from last week,” said Brady Hall, the 34-year-old filmmaker behind thePepper Spraying Cop Tumblr, in an e-mail to Wired.com. “And unlike that photo, ‘pepper spraying cop’ was just brimming with opportunity for humor.”
Hall said the pictures “also help highlight just why the images of this guy hosing peaceful park-sitters in the face with pepper spray is so wrong and representative of the baffling (but unsurprising) stance police are taking with the [Occupy Wall Street] protesters.”
The similar imagery of cops pepper-spraying participants at various Occupy Wall Street protests is what makes them easy to meme, said Ben Huh, CEO of Cheezburger Network. Some of the images take on aBanksy-esque quality because the act of pepper-spraying can look like spray-painting, making Pepper Spray Cop easy to incorporate into other photographs or art works.
“I think this started with Occupy Wall Street with the women who were penned in that got pepper-sprayed by that cop, so now everyone’s looking for pepper spray,” Huh told Wired.com. “They may not be consciously looking for it, but subconsciously when they see it they go, ‘A-ha! There’s another one.’ It’s bringing to light the problems that occur when police overuse pepper spray.”
Check out some of the best images from the meme in the gallery above, then hit the comments to let us know if you find any other cool versions of the Pepper Spray Cop photo.

Happy New Year

As the sun sets it rises as the new year on the other side of the world.... we are all part of this great place.

I am a Stromtrooper

Thursday, December 29, 2011

People fear those in Wheelchairs

Some evil moments in wheelchair history.
James Bond real enemy


Dr Strange Glove
Larry Flynt
An innocent Citroen Car looks menacing with a wheelchaired sidekick